I really wish I still had a saxophone. I miss playing.
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Let me tell you something, mi compadre. You guys have been coddled. I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your camp counselor, and I'm not you sixth grade teacher you had a crush on. I'm a graduate of Harvard and Yale and I believe that my powers of debate can rise to meet the Socratic wonder that is the White House Press Corps.
I really wish I still had a saxophone. I miss playing.
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This made me drop to the floor laughing my ass off. I sincerely hope this is a joke, because… I can’t even type at how funny this is. Of course, once the laughter stops, I may be appalled at the whole invasion of privacy this is. But seriously, are guys so insecure they have to lo-jak their significant others?! The sensatech sensor that takes biometrics just sends me back to the floor laughing.
Action always seems to work best when trying to solve a problem, rather than complaining about it. I get really frustrated with people who sit back and get off on bitching about something without actually offering a viable solution or if they’re in a position to, effect the solution toward resolution. I hate wasted effort, and I hate inefficiencies with a passion, so complaining without action is as effective as trying to a hang a fart in a hurricane.
If you don’t like me, fucking say so. If you don’t care for what I do, then fucking tell me. If I’m causing a problem for you or your plans, locate some testicular fortitude and communicate that. But if you’re going to be a passive aggresive asshole who just nods and smiles because you think I won’t like you, then the bottom line is, you’re going to lose not only my respect but likely any shred of friendship. I don’t respect passive-aggressives, and I can’t tolerate them for long stretches of time. If I shoot straight and am up front, then I expect the same respect.
It’s unfortunate that what I’d like and the reality I live in do not intersect. I imagine a lot less fighting and time-wasting bullshit would actually help everyone get what they fucking want.