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gargling naked slutpuppies Stats
| Formed: |
29th June 2005 |
| Split: |
6th September 2013 |
| Best Album: |
‘Dadaists Prune Baalisms Polycot Burrow Sozines’ 6/10 in the NME |
| Best Single: |
‘Infaunal Worried Metres’ 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 10th March 2009.) |
| Records Sold: |
981,979 in total (357,456 albums, 624,523 singles). |
| Reputation: |
Cult |
| Groupies: |
In a recent interview with Playboy tidus stated that they plan to further their career after gargling naked slutpuppies by starring in hardcore blue flicks. |
| Other |
In a press release gargling naked slutpuppies manager jetblack responded to recent
criticism over the band’s song ‘Czarina Atom’ by calling the general public a bunch of tone deaf cunts. |
gargling naked slutpuppies Member Profiles
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 jetblack
If jetblack had taken their role as lead singer a little more seriously they could have developed into one of the best musician’s in the industry.
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 sleepysluggo
In a poll on the official gargling naked slutpuppies website gargling naked slutpuppiesonline.com sleepysluggo was voted in the top 20 guitarists
of 2007. |
 dlobok
dlobok is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However dlobok spends too much time trying to emulate their influences. |
 deathbytamarind
deathbytamarind has come on leaps and bounds since the band’s formation in Jun 2005 and is now considered to be one of the most underated drummers in the country. |
 mslauren2930
mslauren2930 lacks self confidence which subsequently inhibits their on-stage performance. They often complain about feeling left out of the group. |
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Single Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 73 |
Precasts Thuds Plaza Unbars Charier |
Aug 2005 |
| N/A |
Czarina Atom |
Sep 2005 |
| N/A |
Axels Carpet Ahorse Flitched Gaggles Barrens |
Oct 2005 |
| N/A |
Wanglers Arctic Fastener |
Apr 2007 |
| 97 |
Takahe Rearers |
Jun 2007 |
| 64 |
Satinpod Scended Foreleg Trachyte Frothy Galea |
Jul 2007 |
| 71 |
Complins Snibbed Eights Cuboidal Maintop Umteenth |
Sep 2007 |
| 51 |
Dreggier |
Feb 2009 |
| 24 |
Infaunal Worried Metres |
Mar 2009 |
| 21 |
Tabanids Glee Yairds Coma |
Apr 2009 |
| 16 |
Frenzily |
Jun 2009 |
| 17 |
Array |
Nov 2010 |
| 17 |
Canoness Paraquet Graders Bounty Trefah |
Dec 2010 |
| 20 |
Bothrium Bizzes Confined |
Feb 2011 |
| 11 |
Pint Desmoids Levered Clams Ring |
May 2011 |
| 10 |
Decoded Estuary Pecky Mailbag Toledos Nirvana |
May 2012 |
| 4 |
Crispens Walleyes |
Jun 2012 |
| 1 |
Autunite Goalless Spirt |
Aug 2012 |
| 1 |
Portends Punkins Towmonds |
Sep 2012 |
Album Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 56 |
Snooped Rat |
Jun 2005 |
| N/A |
Caging Greegree Malthas Esculent Confab |
Jan 2007 |
| 70 |
Carny Loculi Invirile Secondly |
Jan 2009 |
| 16 |
Dadaists Prune Baalisms Polycot Burrow Sozines |
Oct 2010 |
| N/A |
Nutting Oilcamps Evensong Riddance Blabbing |
Mar 2012 |
northern ireland’s worst
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I am everywhere, dude.
I’m creeped out by the fact that that is dead on in describing me.
I didn’t know I played guitar. 🙂
There was no saxophone.
Yeah, I have to say it’s dead-on for me, too.