From CBS Sportsline:

LHP Noah Lowry, who’s on the disabled list with a strained muscle in his right side, threw 60 pitches in a simulated game, and his next work will be on a rehab assignment, Friday with Class A San Jose. After that, he is scheduled topitch with Triple-A Fresno.

Hmm.. Tap, maybe you wanna come down on Friday night instead?

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So, today, my work gave me a gift for my wedding: they let me go. They gave me the gift of unemployment. I love(d) my job.

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I’m missing some articles this week.

I have no Red Sox, Giants, or Yankees article. The Dodgers are showing you guys up big time.

I need non-flakes writing for me in a serious fashion, or else I’m going to start firing the flakes, because you guys are fucking it up for the other writers who’re actually trying to make this work. Without an AL East or NL West representation, we’re worth nothing. So either stick to the schedule or get the fuck out; I’m not suffering this bullshit for much longer. If you tell me you’re going to write and you don’t, then you make me look the fool for beleiving you in the first place.

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Google in 20 years.

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Everyone is on notice. I am replying with one of two icons today: Baseball is Life, and I’ve Got a Giant Attitude.

It’s OPENING DAY! REJOICE!

Today is the Easter here at the Church of Baseball, and the Holy Lord of the Mighty Curveball shall reign over us all until the end of the Fall Classic. Not a fucking god damned thing is going to bring me down today, because it’s OPENING DAY! You are instructed to leave a comment of rejoicing below, and talk trash about how your team is going to win the whole fucking thing. Yes, even you Rockies fans shall rejoice! It’s OPENING DAY!

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Your articles are due today, folks. The only exceptions are the columnists, and those who already communicated with me for extra time.

NL East/AL West, you are in fact due today. No extensions, because you guys go out on Monday morning. I’m willing to grant extensions to AL Central until Sunday (talk to me first), and the rest of the divisions until Tuesday (talk to me first).

Thanks.

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