Thank you, Neil Sedaka.

It’s true. I did break up with . But before the torches and pitchforks come out, let me just say that there are two sides to every story, though I’m certain no matter how you slice it, I’ll still end up being the one who gets lynched. Why? Because making girls cry scores negative points in this game, and that’ll override anything in most cases. Our relationship has migrated to a different place, now, and has been for quite some time. I can only say that the decision made was the right one under the circumstances, and prolonging the inevitable would not be remotely fair to either of us.