This is just general information for everyone who chats with me via chat: Due to the nature of my profession, sometimes my responses to you over any instant messaging service may be delayed severely, employ brevity, or both. Unless otherwise informed, I am not pissed, angry, upset, displeased, or generally negative in your direction. I will tell you up front if I’m pissed at you; have no fear. Keep in mind that my priority is WORKING, and unfortunately, unless you’re offering me a better salary, I’m going to have to kick you to the back burner and respond when time permits.

Before any of you Chatty McChattersons reply back with, “So don’t log into AIM,” keep in mind that I’m required to by my work 😛

This has been an announcement from the Department of Redundancy Department. We will now return you to your regularly scheduled chaos.