.. but after reading the latest drivel from Dan “Asshole” Wetzel, I’m so rooting for both the Red Sox and the Yankees to be shown the door in the first round. Why? Because there’s this land outside of the East Coast known as.. THE REST OF AMERICA. East coast bias aside, it really pisses me off when some know-nothing assclown like this actually writes something to defend the east coast bias like it’s okay. Hey, I know there’s this rivarlry between the Red Sox and the Yankees, but um.. the Giants and the Dodgers have been rivals before the Yankees even existed. Where’s the west coast bias, you effete fucktard? Just because we don’t spend $220+ million on a bunch of ballplayers doesn’t mean we don’t have a rivalry worth mentioning. Relative to 2005, even, there was some serious shit going on in the mudfight that was the NL West, but thanks to ESPN and Fox Sports National, you’d never fucking know. Most of the time, if it didn’t involve Barry Bonds, I don’t think you’d know there was a team playing in San Francisco (or care).
So here’s my battlecry for the first round. GO ANGELS and GO WHITE SOX. Wait… that fucking rally monkey annoys me. Well… I hope the White Sox kill the Yanks in the ALCS, then. I don’t want that fucking rally monkey to make it to the World Series again. That’s just a travesty.
Speak it! You have valid complaints.
But, um, you are aware that the Giants/Dodgers rivalry started here on the East, right? 😉
Meanwhile I’m gagging over the latest bit of fellacio that Buck and McCarver are performing on Derek Jeter. I love Derek as much as any Yankee fan, but OMG, sometimes even I get sick of this. WE GET IT! HE’S FANTASTIC! CAN WE MOVE ON, PLEASE???? The same goes for the way Dick Vitale fellates my Duke Blue Devils. *sigh* This is why we need to start our own “fair and balanced” sports network, I think.
Yeah, but since the teams moved west, it was like that rivalry fell off the radar. But hey, we’re talking about a rivalry so bad, Juan Marichal hit a Dodger over the head with a fucking bat. In San Francisco. 😛 Have the Yankees or Red Sox ever come to blows on the field, wielding blunt force instruments of violence? 🙂
I don’t think so.
And yes, Buck and McCarver want Jeter buttsex. Holy crap.
“Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack.” ~ Adam Morrow, quoted in Bill Simmons, “Letters from the Nation,” 20 October 2003
I loathe Fox Sports as much as I loathe Fox “News” Network, which is a LOT. Fucking facists. And Joe Buch doesn’t have a forehead, he has a sixhead. He ought to be in a freak show.
Yeah, I hope the White Sox get swept by my Cardinals in the World Series just to stick it to the city of Chicago yet again! If not, I’ll take a sweep of the Red Sox just to spite their fans.
…it’s baseball season?
Yes, at least the Yankees have. His name was Don Zimmer. :-p
Don’t worry, there’s a good number of Red Sox fans who want to see Red Sox/Angels instead of Yankees/Red Sox (like me). That rivalry is a good one, but, ESPN/Fox Sports/etc blow it way out of porportion.
(I read your rant on