Sitting here watching the last game of the Red Sox/White Sox ALDS with my SO and enjoying the bottom of the ninth like it was the Giants beating the Braves in ’02. Let’s hear it for the White Sox! Way to go, guys. Thank you for giving us a fucking break from Yankees-Red Sox crapfest ’05. And by the way… I say, by the way, Chris Berman? Take the Red Sox’ cock out of your mouth enough to realize that they just got handed a first round exit, you cum-stained Bostonian whore. “Congratulations to the Boston Red Sox”? For what? For being handed a first round exit in three games? Oh yeah.. congratulations Boston Red Sox, for kissing a repeat goodbye and for displaying such laughable chokery, the likes of which we will never see again…. until Saturday when the Cards sweep the Padres.

Sorry, do not pass GO! Do not collect an ALCS. Go straight to the end of your season. No repeats for you, Red Sox. But hey… congratulations. You guys showed serious hustle towards getting swept. πŸ™‚

It’s going to be a nice Cardinals and White Sox World Series ’05. Cardinals in 6. Mark my words.

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    • doctorzbornak on October 7, 2005 at 17:05

    Ew no! Sox in 5.

    • deathbytamarind on October 7, 2005 at 17:07

    If Julia wasn’t already not having your children I’d demand you to have my babies.

    • jetblack on October 7, 2005 at 17:07

    I have to go with my instincts. I don’t think the White Sox are going to be the favorites. It’s not like I’m a die-hard Cards fan, I just know how to read the lines πŸ˜‰

    • natto_chan on October 7, 2005 at 17:08

    did you know that Chris Berman is a Giants fan? πŸ™‚ but yeah, they went overboard with the Red Sox love. boofrickedyhoo! oh no! we won’t be able to see Red Sox vs Yankees for the 12,365th time this year! puhleeze. the Red Sox won their championship last year. they had their shot. now let someone else gave a go at it. i shed no tears for them.

    • jetblack on October 7, 2005 at 17:09

    He’s a Giants fan? Kind of hard to tell with Red Sox cum leaking from his lips. Congratulations? Give me a fucking break, already.

    • deathbytamarind on October 7, 2005 at 17:19

    roffle waffle

    • sleepysluggo on October 7, 2005 at 17:21

    Heh, nice song. And I get a chance to use this icon, hooray! (at the red socks, not you :p)

    • deathbytamarind on October 7, 2005 at 17:34


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