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	User Number: 537403 Date Created:2002-04-23 Number of Posts: 98
Cochrane is the ArchWizard of Where No One Has Gone Before, as well as the Lord Holder of the Lost Network Packets. He is the paragon of the phrase, “With age comes wisdom.”
Strengths: Dance Dance Revolution; Dorama knowledge; Cold-hearted nature that would chill you to your very soul.
Weaknesses: Dance Dance Revolution arcade machines; milk chocolate; Women with red hair, green eyes, or Russian accents; Naval historical fiction.
Special Skills: Musical Talent in both Saxophone and Voice. Cold-Hearted Bastard (6th Level). Master of the Simpson(tm) Stare.
Weapons: Sarcasm, Humor, and Wit.
Motto: “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCK!”