Everyone is on notice. I am replying with one of two icons today: Baseball is Life, and I’ve Got a Giant Attitude.

It’s OPENING DAY! REJOICE!

Today is the Easter here at the Church of Baseball, and the Holy Lord of the Mighty Curveball shall reign over us all until the end of the Fall Classic. Not a fucking god damned thing is going to bring me down today, because it’s OPENING DAY! You are instructed to leave a comment of rejoicing below, and talk trash about how your team is going to win the whole fucking thing. Yes, even you Devil Ray fans shall rejoice! It’s OPENING DAY!