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gargling naked slutpuppies Stats

Formed: 29th June 2005
Split: 6th September 2013
Best Album: ‘Dadaists Prune Baalisms Polycot Burrow Sozines’ 6/10 in the NME
Best Single: ‘Infaunal Worried Metres’ 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 10th March 2009.)
Records Sold: 981,979 in total (357,456 albums, 624,523 singles).
Reputation: Cult
Groupies: In a recent interview with Playboy tidus stated that they plan to further their career after gargling naked slutpuppies by starring in hardcore blue flicks.
Other In a press release gargling naked slutpuppies manager jetblack responded to recent
criticism over the band’s song ‘Czarina Atom’ by calling the general public a bunch of tone deaf cunts.

gargling naked slutpuppies Member Profiles


If jetblack had taken their role as lead singer a little more seriously they could have developed into one of the best musician’s in the industry.


In a poll on the official gargling naked slutpuppies website gargling naked slutpuppiesonline.com sleepysluggo was voted in the top 20 guitarists
of 2007.


dlobok is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However dlobok spends too much time trying to emulate their influences.


deathbytamarind has come on leaps and bounds since the band’s formation in Jun 2005 and is now considered to be one of the most underated drummers in the country.


mslauren2930 lacks self confidence which subsequently inhibits their on-stage performance. They often complain about feeling left out of the group.

Single Releases

# Title Date
73 Precasts Thuds Plaza Unbars Charier Aug 2005
N/A Czarina Atom Sep 2005
N/A Axels Carpet Ahorse Flitched Gaggles Barrens Oct 2005
N/A Wanglers Arctic Fastener Apr 2007
97 Takahe Rearers Jun 2007
64 Satinpod Scended Foreleg Trachyte Frothy Galea Jul 2007
71 Complins Snibbed Eights Cuboidal Maintop Umteenth Sep 2007
51 Dreggier Feb 2009
24 Infaunal Worried Metres Mar 2009
21 Tabanids Glee Yairds Coma Apr 2009
16 Frenzily Jun 2009
17 Array Nov 2010
17 Canoness Paraquet Graders Bounty Trefah Dec 2010
20 Bothrium Bizzes Confined Feb 2011
11 Pint Desmoids Levered Clams Ring May 2011
10 Decoded Estuary Pecky Mailbag Toledos Nirvana May 2012
4 Crispens Walleyes Jun 2012
1 Autunite Goalless Spirt Aug 2012
1 Portends Punkins Towmonds Sep 2012

Album Releases

# Title Date
56 Snooped Rat Jun 2005
N/A Caging Greegree Malthas Esculent Confab Jan 2007
70 Carny Loculi Invirile Secondly Jan 2009
16 Dadaists Prune Baalisms Polycot Burrow Sozines Oct 2010
N/A Nutting Oilcamps Evensong Riddance Blabbing Mar 2012

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    • deathbytamarind on June 29, 2005 at 12:39

    I am everywhere, dude.

    • mslauren2930 on June 29, 2005 at 14:09

    I’m creeped out by the fact that that is dead on in describing me.

    • sleepysluggo on June 29, 2005 at 15:10

    I didn’t know I played guitar. 🙂

    • jetblack on June 29, 2005 at 15:17

    There was no saxophone.

    • jetblack on June 29, 2005 at 15:17

    Yeah, I have to say it’s dead-on for me, too.

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