(ganked from many)

1. My uncle once: hired me for two summers and asked me to build his first Windows PC for his office.

2. Never in my life have I: skydived.

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile:

4. High School is/was: memorable.

5. When I’m nervous: I laugh.

6. The last time I cried was: after watching Rent.

7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: Todd, Jody, and Tap.

9. My feet are: size 13.5s

10. When I was six: I skipped first grade.

11. Last Christmas I: introduced Julia to my family.

12. When I turn my head left, I see: the door to my office

13. When I turn my head right, I see: fidelis compiling.

14. When I look down, I see: my keyboard and my tall glass of iced tea.

15. The craziest recent event was: going on tons of job interviews and ending up with 2 job offers from 2 companies I didn’t even want to interview with.

16. If I was a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: Chandler.

17. By this time next year: I will have season tickets to the Giants, and I’ll be married.

18. My favorite kind of tea is: Nestea or Lipton.

19. I have a hard time understanding: Math.

20. One time at a family gathering: my sister shocked my mom by telling her that she eloped with her boyfriend.

21. You know I “like” you if: I tell you.

22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I’d thank is: my muse.

23. Take my advice: 30 Helens don’t always agree.

24. My ideal breakfast is: Scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, refried beans, and flour tortillas.

25. If you visit my hometown: and if you find something interesting to do, let me know.

26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: Anaheim and Maui in July.

27. If you spend the night at my house: Good luck finding a place to sleep.

29. The world could do without: Neo-conservatives.

30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a cockroach.

31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: Laundry service.

32. Most recent thing someone else bought you: Food.

33. My favorite blonde is: Marilyn Monroe. (didn’t see that coming, did you?)

34. My favorite brunette/black is:

35. My favorite red head is: Too many to list.

36. And by the way: I have a sexy ass.

37. Last time you got high: Never.

38. The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: dogs. I think having a flying dog as a companion would rule.

39. I shouldn’t have been: nervous when asking Julia out.

40. Once, at a bar/club: I watched Super Bowl XXIV with my dad.

41. Last night: we played Trivial Pursuit, watched Kids in the Hall, and fell asleep.

42. There’s this girl I know who: ruins a conversation by opening her mouth.

43. This guy I know: acts like an ass and then wonders why no one likes him.

44. A better name for me would be: asshole.

45. If I ever go back to school: it will be to get my degree(s).

46. My birthday is: not too far away.