(ganked from many)
1. My uncle once: hired me for two summers and asked me to build his first Windows PC for his office.
2. Never in my life have I: skydived.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile:
4. High School is/was: memorable.
5. When I’m nervous: I laugh.
6. The last time I cried was: after watching Rent.
7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: Todd, Jody, and Tap.
9. My feet are: size 13.5s
10. When I was six: I skipped first grade.
11. Last Christmas I: introduced Julia to my family.
12. When I turn my head left, I see: the door to my office
13. When I turn my head right, I see: fidelis compiling.
14. When I look down, I see: my keyboard and my tall glass of iced tea.
15. The craziest recent event was: going on tons of job interviews and ending up with 2 job offers from 2 companies I didn’t even want to interview with.
16. If I was a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: Chandler.
17. By this time next year: I will have season tickets to the Giants, and I’ll be married.
18. My favorite kind of tea is: Nestea or Lipton.
19. I have a hard time understanding: Math.
20. One time at a family gathering: my sister shocked my mom by telling her that she eloped with her boyfriend.
21. You know I “like” you if: I tell you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I’d thank is: my muse.
23. Take my advice: 30 Helens don’t always agree.
24. My ideal breakfast is: Scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, refried beans, and flour tortillas.
25. If you visit my hometown: and if you find something interesting to do, let me know.
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: Anaheim and Maui in July.
27. If you spend the night at my house: Good luck finding a place to sleep.
29. The world could do without: Neo-conservatives.
30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a cockroach.
31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: Laundry service.
32. Most recent thing someone else bought you: Food.
33. My favorite blonde is: Marilyn Monroe. (didn’t see that coming, did you?)
34. My favorite brunette/black is:
35. My favorite red head is: Too many to list.
36. And by the way: I have a sexy ass.
37. Last time you got high: Never.
38. The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: dogs. I think having a flying dog as a companion would rule.
39. I shouldn’t have been: nervous when asking Julia out.
40. Once, at a bar/club: I watched Super Bowl XXIV with my dad.
41. Last night: we played Trivial Pursuit, watched Kids in the Hall, and fell asleep.
42. There’s this girl I know who: ruins a conversation by opening her mouth.
43. This guy I know: acts like an ass and then wonders why no one likes him.
44. A better name for me would be: asshole.
45. If I ever go back to school: it will be to get my degree(s).
46. My birthday is: not too far away.