The No Stars League
On the advice of my wife and Tap, I have created a Keeper Crap League!
To those on my friends list who hate certain players, be advised.. this league promotes crappy play and comes down harsh on good play. Here how things will get scored:
| Batting |
| Singles (1B) |
-1 |
|
Doubles (2B) |
-2 |
|
| Triples (3B) |
-3 |
|
Home Runs (HR) |
-4 |
|
| Total Bases (TB) |
-1 |
|
Walks (BB) |
-1 |
|
| Runs Scored (R) |
-2 |
|
Runs Batted In (RBI) |
-2 |
|
| Stolen Bases (SB) |
-4 |
|
Strikeouts (K) |
2 |
|
| Ground into Double Plays (GIDP) |
5 |
|
Grand Slam Home Runs (GSHR) |
-20 |
|
| Game Winning RBI (GWRBI) |
-10 |
|
Hits (H) |
-1 |
|
| Extra Base Hits (XBH) |
-5 |
|
Double Plays Turned (DPT) |
-15 |
|
| Errors (E) |
20 |
|
|
| Pitching |
| Innings Pitched (IP) |
1 |
|
Earned Runs (ER) |
2 |
|
| Wins (W) |
-20 |
|
Losses (L) |
25 |
|
| Saves (SV) |
-20 |
|
Blown Saves (BS) |
25 |
|
| Strikeouts (K) |
-1 |
|
Hits Allowed (H) |
2 |
|
| Walks Issued (BB) |
2 |
|
Shutouts (SO) |
-50 |
|
| Pick Offs (PKO) |
-5 |
|
Hit Batsmen (HB) |
15 |
|
| Quality Starts (QS) |
-20 |
|
Home Runs Allowed (HRA) |
4 |
|
| Holds (HD) |
-5 |
|
Balks (B) |
20 |
|
| Complete Games (CG) |
-50 |
|
No Hitters (NH) |
-100 |
|
| Perfect Games (PG) |
-200 |
|
Wild Pitches (WP) |
5 |
|
|
Anyone who hasn’t already received an invite from me, please comment here. So far, I’ve invited:
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We can take up to 20 teams, but we need 12 minimum to do this. Oh, and did I mention keepers? You can have 10 piss-poor players to carry the title. And we’ll have trophies for shitty things, too.
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I COULD POSSIBLY DO THIS
Argh.
Armando Benitez might finally have a fantasy league where he could be the first pick. Anyone want Joe Kennedy?
Though as fun as this sounds, I haven’t done a fantasy league in years and can’t make any promises. I never keep up with them enough.
This is interesting, though. You can’t just take the worst players – you want the worst players who actually play a lot. This might be one league where very few Yankees or Red Sox are taken.
So, you want an invite? 🙂
Or maybe just the crappy Yanks/Red Sox?
I’ll give it a shot! Haha.
Invite sent 🙂
YAYYY!!
my email is mc lambert 13 at yahoo dot com (no spaces). looking forward to crappiness galore. think of all the mediocre 2Bs alone.
no points for Caught Stealing/picked off?
Gah! I can’t find how to get back to the league, help! I’ve looked all over the ESPN fantasy pages. And when’s the draft?
http://games.espn.go.com/flb/frontpage
On the right hand side, there should be ‘Current Games/Your Teams’
Draft Date
Sun, Apr 1, 5:00 AM ET
Whoa, really?
ESPN wouldn’t let me set those :/
then how do they expect you to award those players with lead feet?
I can’t figure out how to pre-rank. 🙁
ESPN is so confusing!