The No Stars League

On the advice of my wife and Tap, I have created a Keeper Crap League!

To those on my friends list who hate certain players, be advised.. this league promotes crappy play and comes down harsh on good play. Here how things will get scored:

Singles (1B) -1 Doubles (2B) -2
Triples (3B) -3 Home Runs (HR) -4
Total Bases (TB) -1 Walks (BB) -1
Runs Scored (R) -2 Runs Batted In (RBI) -2
Stolen Bases (SB) -4 Strikeouts (K) 2
Ground into Double Plays (GIDP) 5 Grand Slam Home Runs (GSHR) -20
Game Winning RBI (GWRBI) -10 Hits (H) -1
Extra Base Hits (XBH) -5 Double Plays Turned (DPT) -15
Errors (E) 20
Innings Pitched (IP) 1 Earned Runs (ER) 2
Wins (W) -20 Losses (L) 25
Saves (SV) -20 Blown Saves (BS) 25
Strikeouts (K) -1 Hits Allowed (H) 2
Walks Issued (BB) 2 Shutouts (SO) -50
Pick Offs (PKO) -5 Hit Batsmen (HB) 15
Quality Starts (QS) -20 Home Runs Allowed (HRA) 4
Holds (HD) -5 Balks (B) 20
Complete Games (CG) -50 No Hitters (NH) -100
Perfect Games (PG) -200 Wild Pitches (WP) 5

Anyone who hasn’t already received an invite from me, please comment here. So far, I’ve invited:

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We can take up to 20 teams, but we need 12 minimum to do this. Oh, and did I mention keepers? You can have 10 piss-poor players to carry the title. And we’ll have trophies for shitty things, too.

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    • leethaithbetht on March 27, 2007 at 04:02


    • flashfire on March 27, 2007 at 07:33


    Armando Benitez might finally have a fantasy league where he could be the first pick. Anyone want Joe Kennedy?

    Though as fun as this sounds, I haven’t done a fantasy league in years and can’t make any promises. I never keep up with them enough.

    This is interesting, though. You can’t just take the worst players – you want the worst players who actually play a lot. This might be one league where very few Yankees or Red Sox are taken.

    • jetblack on March 27, 2007 at 08:07

    So, you want an invite? 🙂

    • jetblack on March 27, 2007 at 08:07

    Or maybe just the crappy Yanks/Red Sox?

    • thinkbluegreen on March 27, 2007 at 08:34

    I’ll give it a shot! Haha.

    • jetblack on March 27, 2007 at 11:59

    Invite sent 🙂

    • thinkbluegreen on March 27, 2007 at 13:22


    • snarkophone on March 28, 2007 at 10:22

    my email is mc lambert 13 at yahoo dot com (no spaces). looking forward to crappiness galore. think of all the mediocre 2Bs alone.

    • hellwithout on March 28, 2007 at 10:35

    no points for Caught Stealing/picked off?

    • thinkbluegreen on March 28, 2007 at 23:48

    Gah! I can’t find how to get back to the league, help! I’ve looked all over the ESPN fantasy pages. And when’s the draft?

    • jetblack on March 29, 2007 at 08:31

    On the right hand side, there should be ‘Current Games/Your Teams’

    • thinkbluegreen on March 29, 2007 at 11:35

    Draft Date
    Sun, Apr 1, 5:00 AM ET

    Whoa, really?

    • jetblack on March 30, 2007 at 18:19

    ESPN wouldn’t let me set those :/

    • hellwithout on March 30, 2007 at 21:57

    then how do they expect you to award those players with lead feet?

    • thinkbluegreen on March 31, 2007 at 11:38

    I can’t figure out how to pre-rank. 🙁

    ESPN is so confusing!

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