This made me drop to the floor laughing my ass off. I sincerely hope this is a joke, because… I can’t even type at how funny this is. Of course, once the laughter stops, I may be appalled at the whole invasion of privacy this is. But seriously, are guys so insecure they have to lo-jak their significant others?! The sensatech sensor that takes biometrics just sends me back to the floor laughing.