Meme Alert: And yet it’s so appropriate…

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In June I bought porn for (10 points). In February and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I bought porn for (-10 points). In March I put money in ‘s expired parking meter (14 points). In November I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (725 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!


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    • hellixe on December 5, 2005 at 12:02

    So far I’m more evil than everyone I’ve seen! Muahhahahaha.

    • sleepysluggo on December 5, 2005 at 12:29

    You got porn for those two but not for me?! WTF is wrong with you?!?!?!


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